Simon Tjandra (1992-) was an Indonesian-British Albion contractor during the 2020s. He specialized in shotguns during SAS training, injured his hand in an APC hatch incident, completed iditarod despite frostbite, joined a private social club, took erectile dysfunction medication, and volunteered for Mayor Sadiq Khan's re-election campaign. In 2020, he was knocked out by DedSec operative Caroline Buckingham during her infiltration of the Ministry of Civic Management building.