Megan Mohamud (born 1987) was a British philosopher who lived in Westminster, London during the 2020s. She self-published romance novels, voted for Brexit, led a successful pro-union walkout, gave over £500 to street performers in Covent Garden, saved blues in a music streaming app, once fell into the River Thames while posing for a photo, and took part in anti-Albion protests in Westminster during the 2020 London unrest.