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Bif Taylor (1990-) is an American student, attending Bullworth Academy as a teenager; due to his wealth, he was inducted into Derby Harrington's Preppie clique. He won several regional boxing championships, but was defeated in an unsanctioned three-round match between him and transfer student Jimmy Hopkins in 2006. Despite Taylor's size and strength, he was defeated in only two short rounds.

Biography[]

Early life[]

Bif Jacob Taylor was born in 1990 in Bullworth, New Hampshire into a wealthy family. As a child, he was picked on and bullied for his small physique, especially by Johnny Vincent and his gang of greasers, bullied to the point of having to undergo therapy and be prescribed PTSD medication by psychiatrist Thurgood Bambillo. Due to this, he decided to pick up boxing to defend himself, inspired by Muhammad Ali. He became good enough at the sport to win regional championships multiple times in the Middleweight and Super Middleweight divisions.

At the same time, he attended Bullworth Academy, being a part of Derby Harrington's Preppies, as most of them were his friends and colleagues at the GlassJaw Boxing Club. During this time, he gained an interest in "lowbrow" culture, including hip-hop groups such as Brand Nubian, and not adopting a faux English accent like his friends.

2006-2007 school year[]

Taylor participated in the ambush on transfer student Jimmy Hopkins at Tad Spencer's house, specifically because, according to Gary Smith, he insulted them and their families behind their backs. Hopkins was forced to run from Taylor, as his strength and skill was too much to tackle since he was already hurt from the other Preppies' attacks. Later, Hopkins infiltrated the Harrington House under the orders of biology teacher Sigismund Slawter to kill Harrington's prized Crapula Maxima Venus flytrap. Taylor let Hopkins into the house, as he was dressed like a Preppie. After Hopkins killed the plant, Taylor met him at the door to punish him for it. Hopkins beat him down with a cricket bat, before vacating the premises.

Later, Taylor was challenged by Hopkins in front of his friends to a boxing match. Despite Hopkins being underweight and underskilled, he managed to TKO Taylor, knocking him to the canvas. Derby Harrington berated Taylor for his loss, calling him a "filthy Democrat", before eventually fighting Hopkins himself and losing.

In spring of 2007, Taylor was irate towards Hopkins regarding the Boxing Club's trophies being stolen. Like Harrington, he disregarded the photos Hopkins took that proved it wasn't Johnny Vincent who orchestrated it. He later participated in Gary Smith's riot at the Academy.

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