Butilinus

Butilinus (342-) was a garrison commander of the Saxons.

Biography
Butilinus was a man without any traits; an under-achieving oyster could rule the man better, let alone the world, while a stuffed olive could do more than he could - it could choke somebody important and change history. He was a poor commander, and his betrothal to princess Thusnelda in 375 AD was ignored.