Jock Cranley

John "Jock" Cranley (born 30 July 1952) is an American Republican Party congressman from the state of California who is a candidate for Governor of Los Angeles. He is famous for being a former actor from many stunt movies from the 1980s.

Biography
Cranley was born to an English-American family in Blaine County, California, and wanted to pursue a career in acting, aspiring to become a famous person in the 1970s. But his wife Jolene Cranley-Evans objected to leaving for the bustling city life of Los Angeles, so while hiking on Mount Gordo, he threw his wife off the cliff. The LAPD arrested him but later released him without charge due to the lack of evidence of the murder. In the 1980s he starred in the movies "Nighthawk 5", "The Mainframe", and "18-Wheeler Deathrace", as well as the hit television show Stunt Double. He was arrested in Miami in 1986 for drug problems, but he claimed that it was a stunt double; he later admitted to "having drug problems in the past".

Later, Cranley became involved in politics with the Republican Party. He advocated selling off park lands to eliminate taxes and planned to reduce the education budget by 98%. Cranley attempted to humiliate his opponent, the Democrat Sue Murry, by calling her profane names, and was known by many people to be a rude person. He said that the government treated the people well too long and that while others extended a helping hand, he gave the people the finger. In his radio advertisements, Cranley told the people about how the other candidates would betray their expectations when they were elected: he said "at least you know I'm a dick".